Besides green beer, what better way to celebrate St Patrick’s Day than with a few fun limericks. With that in mind, I’ve created some Agile limericks for you to enjoy.
As you may recall, limericks are short, witty (sometimes raunchy) 5-line poems with an AABBA rhyming pattern. Since this may be the first time ever attempted (combining Agile and limericks), please go easy on me. Feel free to add your own Agile limericks to this post as well.
A Team that has tired of sprints,
Might be sending their PO a hint,
That pace is a matter.
Sprints keep getting fatter.
A pace to sustain the intent.
If the Team had gone with their gut,
They wouldn’t be stuck in a rut.
To accept such a story,
Made the sprint pretty gory,
And next time it won’t make the cut.
As for value, this story had none,
But the stakeholder thought it’d be fun.
With no value in sight,
No one put up a fight,
And never that story got done.
A team member says in a fright,
“An impediment is cause for our plight!”
The ScrumMaster did smell
and let out a yell,
“I’ll squash it with all of my might!”
There was a Product Owner from Naboo,
Constant backlog grooming she’d do.
But groomed it was right,
To her Team’s delight,
And never a story poo-poo.